Songs

Down Down Song

Here’s to the…….(hares, visitors, sinners, etc) they are blue
They are Bastards through and through
They are piss pots so they say
And they’ll never go to Heaven in a long long way.
Drink it Down-Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down.

Why were they born so beautiful,
Why were they born at all.
They’re no bloody use to anyone,
They’re no bloody use at all. On On

 

Swing low

CHORUS
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home
A band of Angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home

CHORUS
If you get there, before I do
Coming for to carry me home
Tell all my friends, I’ll be coming too
Coming for to carry me home

Tribute Song

Why was he (she) born so beautiful,
Why was he (she) born at all.
He's (she's) no bloody use to anyone,
He's (she's) no bloody use at all.

Drinking down, down, down, down, etc

He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother,
But he's (she's) a pain in the asshole to me!

For a sinner

He (she) ought to be publicly pissed upon.
He (she) ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He (she) ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.